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  1. Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
  2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
  3. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
  4. Arkansas: Literasy Ain't Everthing
  5. California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
  6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
  7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
  8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
  9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
  10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
  11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
  12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
  13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
  14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
  15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
  16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
  17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
  18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    But That's Our Tourism Campaign
  19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
  20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
  21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
  22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
  23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
  24. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
  25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
  26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,
    & Very Little Else
  27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
  28. Nevada: Strippers, Lounge Lizards, and Poker!
  29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
  30. New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
  31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
  32. New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
  33. North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
  34. North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
  35. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
  36. Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
  37. Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
  38. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
  39. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    (Okay, some of it is...)
  40. South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
  41. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
  42. Tennessee: The Educashun State
  43. Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles' (Yes, I Speak English)
  44. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
  45. Vermont: Yep
  46. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
  47. Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
  48. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
  49. Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
  50. Wyoming: The nation's best beef cattle. Watch where you step.

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