Flies always chew epithelium.
Good boys do fine always.
All cows eat grass.
Yeah, I'm so sure!
Handy Mystical Tips
All that is true and real is simple, natural, and life-supporting.
Things To Do (NOT)
Do not pass go. Do not collect $138.37
Alan's Co-Workers: Authentix Gonkulator Team
Events: Holy Smokers - - Our new home.
Blogs: Alan - Shamim
Top Ten: Top 10 Reasons Chubby Women Should Probably Stay Home
Top 10 Reasons Why Islam Isn't Exactly a Religion of Peace
Photos: Wedding Program, Sat 4 Oct 2008
Photos June-October 2008
Graduation, Fri 6 June 2008
Safe Baby Handling Tips, Mon 28 Apr 2008
Authentix Gonkulator Team, Thu 24 Jan 2008
Rhea Girls in the Pool, Sun 5 Aug 2007
Holy Smokin' Bash, Thu 12 July 2007
Happy Birthday Shamim, Wed 16 May 2007
Various Photos & Photo Collections
Misc. / Not So New: Political News - - AISD 2004 Holiday Calendar - - UTD Class Schedule - - Update: September 2002 - - Still Happy: March 2002 - - Happy: July 13, 2001 - - Crazy: July 10, 2001 - - 1st Xmas: 2000